Homero Simpson Quotes

Homer Simpson Sayings

 

Some of the best Homer Simpson Quotes and Sayings!

 

 

Homer: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!

Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.

 

Homer: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

 

Homer: I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.

 

 

 

Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju!

 

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

 

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true...

 

 

 

Homer: If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it --Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!